Lyrics:

You're always like, why do you have to see your friends so often?
Are they more important than me?
You spend so much time on your computer, but you shouldn't
Because your eyes are getting red
Or maybe it's the (inhalation sound) whatever
Are you really going to eat that pepperoni pizza? It's looks so greasy
And your bathroom? It's worse than disgusting

Chorus:
I'm not in love
I'm not in love
With you
I'm not in love
I'm not in love
With you
But it's okay to stay with you
I'm not in love oh oh
But it's okay to stay with you
I'm not in love oh oh

Also you have to stop seeing your ex
Because basically she's your ex right?
You party too much! No wonder you're always tired
What about that movie Show Girls
I can't believe you are watching it again!
You have already seen it like fifteen times
Please come for dinner with me and Jen
It would be great, because we are so funny!
And for God's sake, stop smoking all the time!

You know what? This morning I woke up
And I saw your angry face
And I'm just wondering, are you in love?

Are you in love?
Are you in love?
Are you in love?
Are you in love?

(Chorus x2)