Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but a simple manThey call me a redneck I reckon that I amBut there's things going onThat make me mad down to the core.I have to work like a dog to make ends meetThere's crooked politicians and crime in the streetAnd I'm madder'n hell and I ain't gonna take it no more.We tell our kids to just say noThen some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer goSlaps him on the wrist and then he turns him back out on the town.Now if I had my way with people sellin' dopeI'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of ropeI'd hang 'em up high and let 'em swing 'til the sun goes downWell, you know what's wrong with the world todayPeople done gone and put their Bible's awayThey're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the landThe good book says it so I know it's the truthAn eye for and eye and a tooth for a toothYou better watch where you go and remember where you beenThat's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man.Now I'm the kinda man that'd not harm a mouseBut if I catch somebody breakin in my houseI've got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other sideSo don't go pushing me against my willI don't want to have to fight you but I dern sure willSo if you don't want trouble then you'd better just pass me on byAs far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuseFor the raping and the killing and the child abuseAnd I've got a way to put an end to all that messJust take them rascals out in the swampPut 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stumpLet the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the restYou know what's wrong with the world todayPeople done gone and put their Bible's awayThey're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the landThe Good Book says it so I know it's the truthAn eye for and eye and a tooth for a toothYou better watch where you go and remember where you beenThat's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man