Lyrics:

Telegram Sam
You-you're my main man
Golden nose slim
I know
I know where you been
P-p-purple pie Pete
His lips are like lightning
Girls melt in the heat
Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man
I said Bobby's alright
He's a natural-born poet
He's just outta sight
I say Jungle-face Jake
I said make no mistake about Jungle-face Jake
Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man
I said Bobby's alright
He's a natural-born
He's just outta sight
I said automatic shoes
Give me 3-D vision
And the California blues
Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Main man
Main man
Telegram Sam
I'm hullabaloos for you
Telegram Sam
You're my main man!