Lyrics:

Tourists wear their wallets in high places when abroad
So as not to be ripped off in ways to which they're not apprised
Lawyers write some goofy terms in letters to the future
So as not to get all screwed by methods hereinafter devised
So will I

And I guess I will protect myself from you
Sometimes, I get so tickled I can't talk
But I will protect myself from you
I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free to walk

You're not exactly what I'm looking for
You don't even know that but I've got it straight, I'm keeping it in mind
No you're not what I was looking for
I just need a little bit of what you've got; a little bit
Don't make me laugh

And I guess I will protect myself from you
Sometimes, I get so tickled I can't talk
But I will protect myself from you
And I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free to walk

Always free
Free to walk, hey
Whatever happens between you and me today probably will be okay
But won't bother me anyway

And I guess I will protect myself from you
Sometimes, I get so tickled I can't talk
But I will protect myself from you
And I'll keep on reminding me I'm always free to walk
Free: F-R-E-E

You can't, you can't hurt me 'cause I don't care about you
No, I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit about you, woah

The pussy-ass sounds of white people playing jazz