Lyrics:

even through speed bumps, she's a cardog
she watches discovery channel, she chews her paw
pissed off she can't go to the beach, cause it's against the law

cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
even through speed bumps, she's a cardog

cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
and even through speed bumps

cardog, sleepin' on the lawn
screaming when she yawns
she's a cardog
Goldfinger Car Dog