Lyrics:

Her name was Leia
She was a princess!
With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near...
So R2-D2
Found Ben Kenobi
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion's hands
So, Luke and Obi-Wan
Had to get to Alderaan
So, they went to Mos Eisley to have a drink with Hans;

[Chorus]
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina!
The wierdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars
Star Wars Cantina!
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars...

His name was Solo
He was a pilot
With a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide!
There with Chewbacca
He was a wookie!
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millenium Falcon
Docking Bay 94
Stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber
Now there's an arm on the floor!

(Chorus)

His name was Yoda
He was a Muppet!
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad!
Luke kissed his sister
His hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away
Luke has had a lousy day;

Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene!
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tattooine?

(Chorus 2x)