Lyrics:

I used to love her,
But I had to kill her.
I used to love her, ooo yeah,
But I had to kill her.
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain.
(Bass solo)
She bitched so much,
She drove me nuts,
And now I'm happier this way, yeah.
I knew I'd miss her, so I had to keep her.
She's buried right in my backyard. That's right, folks!
She's buried right in my backyard! Ole!