Lyrics:

Spoken It Was A Moonlit Night In Old Mexico. I Walked Alone Between Some Old
adobe Haciendas. Suddenly, I Heard The Plaintive Cry Of A Young Mexican Girl.

away From Tannery Row
stop Alla Your A-Drinkin'
with That Floozie Named Flo
come On Home To Your Adobe
and Slap Some Mud On The Wall
the Roof Is Leakin' Like A Strainer
there's Loadsa Roaches In The Hall

speedy Gonzales, Why Dontcha Come Home
speedy Gonzales, How Come Ya Leave Me All Alone

spoken In A Male Mexican Accent 'hey, Rosita-I Hafta Go Shopping Downtown
for My Mudder-She Needs Some Tortillas And Chili Peppers.'

and We're Runnin' Outta Coke
no Enchiladas In The Icebox
and The Television's Broke
i Saw Some Lipstick On Your Sweatshirt
i Smelled Some Perfume In Your Ear
well If You're Gonna Keep On Messin'
don't Bring Your Business Back A-Here

mmm, Speedy Gonzales, Why Dontcha Come Home
speedy Gonzales, How Come Ya Leave Me All Alone

spoken In A Male Mexican Accent 'hey, Rosita-Come Queek-Down At The Cantina
they Giving Green Stamps With Tequila!!'