Lyrics:

Young Jim, as a lad He looked for adventure Calamity, danger, whatever was free So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings And he left home to find his destiny Jim just a boy, who's Head full of legends Of dungeons and dragons And pirates and stuff So that summer he snuck on a schooner To harpoon tuna And get real buff The Captain he said There's danger ahead We need some brave men To sail and then We'll find us those pirates Stop them with violence, To make the ocean safe Once again.