Lyrics:

When the moon arises in the western sky
And the vampires are out on the sly
At times they have trouble finding necks to bite
That's why I've concocted my new delight...

My Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(Riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

Drac came to me one night at 12
And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
I exclaimed, 'Don't fret!' I'll give you a fix
Of my newly regenerated mix

I gave him Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(She gave him Riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

It gives you quick relief you see
From fang aches and corpuscle deficiency
'N after consuming my laboratory brew
It'll make a new vampire out of you

It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
[Versaturated blood

Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
Now he's one of those who'd rather fight than switch
If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less
Try my new non-carbonated best

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(Riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
(Riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
(Riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
(Riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)