Lyrics:

Brian the babe they called Brian
He grew, grew, grew and grew
Grew up to be, yes he grew up to be
A boy called Brian, a boy called Brian
He had arms and legs and hands and feet
This boy, his name was Brian
And he grew, grew, grew and grew
Grew up to be, yes he grew up to be
A teenager called Brian, a teenager called Brian
And his face became spotty, yes his face became spotty
And his voice dropped down low and things started to grow
On young Brian, I am sure
He was certainly no, no girl named Brian
Not a girl named Brian
And he started to shave
And have one of the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get pissed
A man called Brian, this man called Brian
The man they call Brian
This man called Brian