Lyrics:

Everyone gather round now
Sing us a song
incase by tommorrow it happens he's gone
For two weeks and seven days our Fair, far and friend
I have this feeling we might never see Steven again

But we thought he was gone
But he's come back again
Last weekend was funny
But now the jokes wearing thin

Coz everyone knows now
That every night now will be Stevens last night in town.

He's charmed everyone here except Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him her inner most secrets
While he sobered with stories about Linda Mc Carteney
Lost points with the ladies for saying
'He couldn't love a woman with cellulite'.

But we thought he was gone
But he's come back again
Last weekend was funny
But now the jokes wearing thin
Coz everyone knows now
That every night now will be Stevens last night in town.