Lyrics:

I am cow hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's made from liquid from my udders I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo! I am cow, eating grass methane gas comes out my ass and out my muzzle when I belch o the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas I am cow, here I stand far and wide upon this land and I am living everywhere from B.C. to Newfoundland You can squeeze my teats by hand I am cow, I am cow, I am cow I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!