Lyrics:

One, two, three, four... Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? We wouldn't need the police no more, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (Yeah!) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Nobody'd ever get shot, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (Makes sense!) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We'd all feel safe, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Everyone'd be equal, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Not me, I got me a rifle! Well hang on, if you got yourself a rifle then I wanna get me a semi-automatic weapon! You get a semi-automatic weapon and I'm gonna want an automatic weapon! You get yourself an automatic weapon, I'm gonna get a super-automatic weapon! Well if you get a super-automatic weapon, then I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive! If you get yourself one of those I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive, and a big old hard drive, and a big guitar amp so I can play BTOs... (