Lyrics:

Why Is Marijuana Not Legal Why Is Marijuana Not Legal
it's A Natural Plant That Grows In The Dirt.
do You Know What's Not Natural
80 Year Old Dudes With Hard-Ons. That's Not Natural.
but We Got Pills For That.
we're Dedicating All Our Medical Resources To Keeping The Old Guys Erect,
but We're Putting People In Jail For Smoking Something That Grows In The Dirt

you Know We Have More Prescription Drugs Now.
every Commercial That Comes On Tv Is A Prescription Drug Ad.
i Can't Watch Tv For Four Minutes Without Thinking
i Have Five Serious Diseases.
like Do You Ever Wake Up Tired In The Morning
oh My God I Have This, Write This Down.
whatever It Is, I Have It.
half The Time You Don't Even Know What The Commercial Is
people Running Through Fields Or Flying Kites Or Swimming In The Ocean.
i'm Like That Is The Greatest Disease Ever.
how Do You Get That
that Disease Comes With A Hot Chick And A Puppy.

the Schools Now It Is All About Self-Esteem In The Schools.
build The Kids' Self-Esteem,
make Them Feel Good About Themselves.
if Everybody Grows Up With High Self-Esteem,
who Is Going To Dance In Our Strip Clubs
what's Going To Happen To Our Porno Industry
these Women Don't Just Grown On Trees.
it Takes Lots Of Drunk Daddys Missing A Lot Of Dance Recitals
before You Decide To Blow A Goat On The Internet For Fifty Bucks.
and If That Disappears,
where Does That Leave Me On A Friday
with My New High Speed Connection

chorus
baby Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing Your Song,
sing For Me,c'mon Now Sing, Baby Sing Sing Sing, Sing Your Song,
sing To Me, Sing A Song

masterminds Are Another Word That Comes Up All The Time.
you Keep Hearing About These Uh These Terrorists Masterminds
that Get Killed In The Middle East.
terrorists Masterminds.
mastermind Is Sort Of A Lofty Way To Describe
what These Guys Do, Don't You Think
they're Not Masterminds.
ok, You Take Bomb, Right And You Put In Backpack.
then You Get On Bus And You Blow Yourself Up.
why Do I Have To Blow Myself Up Why Don't I Put
who's The Fucking Mastermind Here Me Or You

americans, Let's Face It We've Been A Spoiled Country For A Long Time.
do You Know What The Number One Health Risk In America Is
obesity, Obesity.
they Say We're In The Middle Of An Obesity Epidemic.
an Epidemic Like It Is Polio.
like We'll Be Telling Our Grand Kids About It One Day.
the Great Obesity Epidemic Of 2004.
how'd You Get Through It Grandpa
oh, It Was Horrible Johnny,
there Was Cheesecake And Pork Chops Everywhere.

nobody Knows Why Were Getting Fatter
look At Our Lifestyle.
i'll Sit At A Drive Thru.
i'll Sit There For I'll Sit There Behind Fifteen Other Cars Instead Of Getting Up To
make The Eight Foot Walk To The Totally Empty Counter.
everything Is Mega Meal, Super Sized.
want Biggie Fries With That, Want A Jumbo Fries With That, Want To Go Large.
you Want To Have Thirty Burgers For A Nickel You Fat Mother Fucker.
there's Room In The Back. Take It!
want A 55 Gallon Drum Of Coke With That
it's Only Three More Cents.

chorus
sing, Sing, Sing, Sing Your Song,
sing For Me,c'mon Now Sing, Sing Sing Sing, Sing Your Song,
sing To Me, Sing A Song

sometimes You Have To Suffer A Little In Your Youth
to Motivate Yourself To Succeed In Later Life.
do You Think If Bill Gates Got Laid In High School,
do You Think There'd Be A Microsoft
of Course Not.
you Got To Spend A Long Time Stuffed In Your Own Locker With Your Underwear
wedged Up Your Ass Before You Start Thinkin
i'm Going To Take Of The World With Computers! You'll See, I'll Show Them.

we're In One Of The Richest Countries In The World,
but The Minimum Wage Is Lower Now Than It Was Thirty Five Years Ago.
there Are Homeless People Everywhere.
this Homeless Guy Asked Me For Money The Other Day.
i Was About To Give It To Him And Then
i Thought He Was Going To Use It On Drugs Or Alcohol.
and Then I Thought, That's What I'm Going To Use It On.
why Am I Judging This Poor Bastard.
people Love To Judge Homeless Guys.
like If You Give Them Money They're Just Going To Waste It.
he's Gonna Waste The Money.
well, He Lives In A Box, What Do You Want Him To Do
save It Up And Buy A Wall Unit.
take A Little Run To The Store For A Throw-Rug And A Cd Rack.
he's Homeless.
i Walked Behind This Guy The Other Day.
a Homeless Guy Asked Him For Money.
he Looks Right At The Homeless Guy And Says,
'why Don't You Go Get A Job You Bum'
people Always Say That To Homeless Guys 'get A Job' Like It's Always That Easy.
this Homeless Guy Was Wearing His Underwear Outside His Pants.
outside His Pants.
i'm Guessing His Resume Isn't All Up To Date.
i'm Predicting Some Problems During The Interview Process.
i'm Pretty Sure Even Mcdonalds Has An
underwear Goes Inside The Pants Policy.
not That They Enforce It Very Strictly,
but Technically I'm Sure It Is In The Books.

chorus
baby Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing Your Song,
sing For Me,c'mon Now Sing, Sing Sing Sing, Sing Your Song,
sing To Me, Sing A Song