Lyrics:

We Got Winners, We Got Losers
chain Smokers And Boozers
and We Got Yuppies, We Got Bikers
we Got Thirsty Hitchhikers
and The Girls Next Door Dress Up Like Movie Stars

hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, I Love This Bar

we Got Cowboys, We Got Truckers
broken-Hearted Fools And Suckers
and We Got Hustlers, We Got Fighters
early Birds And All-Nighters
and The Veterans Talk About Their Battle Scars

hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm I Love This Bar

[chorus]
i Love This Bar
it's My Kind Of Place
just Walkin' Through The Front Door
puts A Big Smile On My Face
it Ain't Too Far, Come As You Are
hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm I Love This Bar

i've Seen Short Skirts, We Got High-Techs
blue-Collared Boys And Rednecks
and We Got Lovers, Lots Of Lookers

i've Even Seen Dancing Girls And Hookers
and We Like To Drink Our Beer From A Mason Jar

hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm I Love This Bar
o, Yes I Do

i Like My Truck (I Like My Truck)
i Like My Girlfriend (I Like My Girlfriend)
i Like To Take Her Out To Dinner
i Like A Movie Now And Then

but I Love This Bar
it's My Kind Of Place
just Trollin' Around The On Dance Floor
puts A Big Smile On My Face
no Cover Charge, Come As You Are
hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm I Love This Bar
hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm I Just Love This Old Bar