Lyrics:

[Chorus]
You don’t need a parachute to skydive
You don’t need a parachute to skydive
You don’t need a parachute to skydive
But you need one if you’re gonna do it twice

[Verse 1]
So I try to keep my feet planted firmly on the ground
I try to keep my feet firmly planted on the ground
I try to keep my feet firmly planted on the ground
But then it’s gets hard to put on my pants
I managed to get them on one leg at a time
I managed to get them on one leg at a time
I managed to get them on one leg at a time
Like Johnny Hooker and Albert Einstein
So I’m struggling with the laws of cause and effect
I’m struggling with the laws of cause and effect
I’m struggling with the laws of cause and effect
Sir Isaac Newton must have had it correct

[Chorus]
You don’t need a parachute to skydive
You don’t need a parachute to skydive
You don’t need a parachute to skydive
But you need one if you’re gonna do it twice