Lyrics:

Well, I just talked to Rudy on the p-h-o-n-e, said 'it's Saturday night, let's get in t-r-o-u-b-l-e'
I said 'OK I'll meet you at the country b-a-r', I said 'b-y-e and aren't we c-l-e-v-e-r' (That spells clever, not cleaver.)
Well we got out on the dance floor with the g-i-r-l-s, and we were having f-u-n,
We were spinning with the best, then the b-a-n-d stopped, and I asked her, 'What's your name?' | She smiled at me and spelled it, 'it's J-a-n-e, Jane' (Me Tarzan)
She said, 'I watch WWF and I love CMT, I go to AA meetings and I've learned to like m-e, your eyes are kind and I love the way you dance'
The night I met my country western, honky-tonk, spelling bee romance

Well I winked at my buddy, said 'I got me o-n-e He drank his beer