Lyrics:

Arr, arr, arr, arr We are the pirates who dont do anything We just stay at home and lay around And if you ask us to do anything Well just tell you we dont do anything But Ive never been to Cleveland And I've never been to Denver And Ive never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul And Ive never been to Moscow And Ive never been to Tampa And Ive never been to Boston in the fall We are the pirates who dont do anything We just stay at home and lay around And if you ask us to do anything Well just tell you we dont do anything And Ive never hoist the mainstay And Ive never swabbed the poop deck And Ive never veer to starboard Cause I never sail at all And Ive never walked the gangplank And Ive never owned a parrot And Ive never been to Boston in the fall Cause were the pirates who dont do anything We just stay at home and lay around And if you ask us to do anything Well just tell you we dont do anything O Ive never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping ball And Ive never thrown my mashed potatoes Up against the wall And Ive never kissed a chipmunk And Ive never gotten head lice And Ive never been to Boston in the fall And Ive never licked a spark plug And Ive never sniffed a stinkbug And Ive never painted daises On a big red rubber ball And Ive never bathed in yogurt And I dont look good in leggings And Ive never been to Boston in the fall!