Lyrics:

I was so wasted

I was a surfer
I had a skateboard
I was so heavy and I lived on the strand
I was a dumbshit
And I was a fuck-up
I was so napped out I was out of my head

I was so wasted

I was a hippie
And I was a burn-out
I was so wasted I was out of my head
I was a punker
I had a mohawk
I was so gnarly and I drove my dad's car