Lyrics:

We'll say goodbye, I boarded at gate 9
You phoned again, while I stood there in the line
She gave me a hand and showed me to my seat
Alas, woe is to me, no place for my feat

Quietly I go insane in this lonely aeroplane
Everybody looks the same on this lonely aeroplane
And the strange man next to me, don't excuse me when he sneeze
Someone come and save me please, I think that he just cut the cheese
You're a million miles away and I miss you so today
Quietly I go insane in this lonely

Aeroplane Jane, Aeroplane Jane
Aeroplane Jane's gone insane
As I lose my sense of reality
You are still my only memory

As I lose a
As I lose a sense of reality
As I lose a
As I lose a sense of

I'm about to go insane
On this lonely aeroplane
Everybody looks the same
On a lonely aeroplane
And the in-flight magazine advertise washing machines
All your clothing stays pristine when you wash with a machine
You're a million miles away and I miss you so today
Quietly I go insane in this lonely

Aeroplane Jane, Aeroplane Jane
Aeroplane Jane's gone insane
Serve the coffee and the tea
Same man don't say thank you, don't say please

You're a million miles away and I miss you so today
Quietly I go insane in this lonely aeroplane
You're a million miles away and I miss you so today
Quietly I go insane in this lonely aeroplane