I've seen you walking down the street What's that big dog by your feet Whatever it is, it could do with a beating It looks to me like....... a puerto rican
A chick like you it's oh so rare You get off on his greasy hair You got a smart apartment, you got central heating Why go waste it on a puerto rican
I'm gonna light up a beacon on a puerto rican Strike a matchstick on his head Light up a beacon on a puerto ric You gonna watch me smile if he drops down dead (yeah!)
Me and the boys don't think it's right That you stayed out with him all night But don't go making such a fuss Come and burn him up with us!
Well I'm here standing at tierra del fuego While you're out, playing with that dago With that girl I'm gonna make him cry I won't let that dago by!