Lyrics:

The kids at school are laughing
Because I still believe
In just one night, a fat man slides
Down everyone's chimney
Well, that's what Momma told me
And mommas always tell the truth
She says do as you should
Be real good
And he'll be good to you
Momma wouldn't lie to me
Momma wouldn't lie to me
Santa put the presents underneath our tree
And Momma wouldn't lie to me
Don't ask my big sister
'Cause she just turned thirteen
She says if you believe, you're so naive
And I don't even know what that means
But Dad's a whole lot older
And a whole lot smarter too
He wears a reindeer tie with googly eyes
How could it not be true?
Daddy wouldn't lie to me
Daddy wouldn't lie to me
Santa put the presents underneath our tree
And Daddy wouldn't lie to me
Hey, hey, hey
Ho, ho, ho
Where you think the milk and all the cookies go?
Click, click, click
Clack, clack, clack
Write the man a letter and he'll write you back

Ding, ding, ding
Bling, bling, bling
Last year he gave my mom a diamond ring
Me oh me
My oh my
How you think reindeer fly?
Christmas Eve I couldn't sleep
I thought I heard a noise
So I snuck downstairs and everywhere
Where all of my brand-new toys
And then I saw my Momma
With a cookie in her hand
Well, if Santa's real, what's the deal?
I don't understand
Momma, don't you lie to me
Momma, don't you lie to me
She said this year Santa's going gluten-free
And Momma wouldn't lie to me
Hey, hey, hey
Ho, ho, ho
Next time we'll leave a plate of vegetables
Click, click, click
Clack, clack, clack
Write the man a letter and he'll write you back
Ding, ding, ding
Bling, bling, bling
Last year he gave my mom a diamond ring
Santa put the presents underneath our tree
Momma wouldn't lie to me
Daddy wouldn't lie to me
Mom and Daddy wouldn't lie to me
No, no they wouldn't lie to me