Lyrics:

If You Can't Buy Groceries This Week Lost Your Check
cause Your Check Down On A Big Screen
you Ain't Right
and You're In Your Thirties Without A Job And Your Still Living With You're Mom
you Ain't Right
you Go To Your Great Uncle's Wake And You Leave There With A Hot Date,
find A Deer On The Side Of The Road Check His Pulse And Then You Take Him Home
if You Gotta Leave Early From The Bar Cause Your Kids Are Waiting Out In The Car
you Ain't Right

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you Ain't Right Say The Least Your
different A Couple Quarts Shy And
a Few Screws Missing Bless Your
heart Look Around Were All An Ounce
or Two Short Of A Pound Lord Knows
you're Not Alone Were All A Little Wrong
but You Ain't Right

if Your Truck Costs More Than Your House
your Girlfriend Don't Know About Your Spouse
you Ain't Right
if Your Casts Old Enough To Drive And Strugglin' Through Junior High
you Ain't Right
hey If Your Wife's Home Mowin' The Lawn While You're Fishin' All Weekend Long
or You Show Up Late For Church Smelling Like Beer On A White Pewter Shirt
and When The Collection Plate Comes By You Put In A Ten Take Back A Five
you Ain't Right

son,
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hey,
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son Your Lights May Be On But You're Not Always At Home And Were All A Little Wrong But You Ain't Right