Lyrics:

At the top of the social ladder I speak Let me welcome you here officially To the back drop of martini clatter Break the ice with superficial chatter I'm glad to be this year's MC To greet the chic and the elite Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle Worldwide socialites unite OK, alright The band is grander than I recall The talk is cultured, if a little small Keep parading your charading manners Keep pretending that it really matters Don't ask, don't tell And please don't stare at the emperor In his underwear Special thanks to the snack committee Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty Worldwide socialites unite Enjoy the conversation But try to keep it light Just avoid the friction And if you feel conviction Well then, baby, step outside Let's keep the 'lite' in social Let's keep the social light Let's keep the 'lite' in socialite Worldwide socialites unite Avoid the dreaded question The meaning of our lives And as to God's existence Well, that's your private business And, quite frankly, impolite Let's keep the 'lite' in social Let's keep this social light Let's keep the 'lite' in socialite