Lyrics:

When I'm stable long enough, I start to look around for love.
See a sweet in floral prints, my mind begins the arrangements.
But when I start to feel that pull, turns out I just pulled myself.
She would never go with me, were I the last girl on earth.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian; I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve.
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth.

Might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime.
Knew the day would surely come, when I'd chill and settle down.
When I think I've found a good old fashioned girl, then she put me in my place.
Everyone's a little queer, why can't she be a little straight?

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian; I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve.
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian; I thought I had found the one. (oh)
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve.
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian; I thought I had found the one. (oh)
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve.
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth.

Let me know the truth. (x2)