Lyrics:

If it's different, (punch), lager, (lunch)
If it moves, (root), quacks, (shoot)
Mates, (protect), wife, (neglect)
Wages, (bet), vicious, (pet)
American, (ape), a blonde, (gape)
Boobs, (inflate), V8, (venerate)

Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!

If it's sport, (booze), licence, (lose)
Engine, (thrash), butt-crack, (flash)
If it's the boys, (lairin'), women, (no swearin')
Footy trip, (anaesthesia), back home, (amnesia)
Party, (newted), bedroom, (putrid)
Foreplay, (forgotten), if it's rockin', don't bother knockin'

Yahoooo! Yahoooo! (Yeah-hoooo!)
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!

He wahi lio Lehua kou inoa l?
Hanohano wale ?oe Hawai?i l?
E like kou holo ?ana me ka ???io l?
Ke kolo, ke kuli, ke ku?i kolo iho ?oe
?Auhea wale ?oe te wahine holo lio
Pua nani a?o Hawai?i l?
Aloha i ka Hawaiian cowboy

If it's a party, fight, if it's winning, skite
If it's politics, right, if it's flatulence, light
If it's tabloid, believe it (Tabloid, believe it)
If it's broadsheet, don't read it (Broadsheet, don't read it)
If it's music, rock (Rock), if it's casino, flock
(Yeah, boys )

Yahoooo! Yahoooo! (yeah-hoo!)
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!(Yahoooo!)
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!