Lyrics:

There's no-one to call from a country town
It's not a bad thing
I don't have anyone lovely to call
It's not a bad thing

I'm not doing the dirty, breaking a vow
I'm not a tomcat doing the rounds
If I were, there'd be no-one to complain

There's no-one worrying at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show, I'm alone

There's no-one to call from a country town
And say I got a tan
Or we played under the biggest pergola
This side of Japan

But the mountains are hazy, mist from the sea
Is it good luck for dolphins on the same wave as me?
Or, honey child, I miss you just same

There's no-one worrying at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show, I'm alone
There's no-one worrying at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show, I'm alone

It's strange to be happy if your boyfriend's lonely
That's the way they are (That's the way they are)
It's strange to be happy if your girlfriend's lonely
But that's the way we are
There's no-one worrying
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh

Yeah, I'm not doing the dirty, breaking a vow
I'm not a tomcat doing the rounds
If I were, there'd be no-one to complain

There's no-one worrying at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show, I'm alone
There's no-one worrying at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
Happy if after the show, I am alone
'Cause no-one's worrying at home
Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone
There's no-one worrying at home
Happy if after the show, I am alone
There's no-one worrying