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A lot of people have said Giuliani did a great job with the crisis, and I-I don't know, and a lot of people are saying that Bush is doing a good job, and I really don't think so, but in all this discussion, no one has stepped forward to say what a truly remarkable job Jennifer Love Hewitt has been doing. She has shown unbelievable restraint during this entire crisis. I haven't heard her say a single irresponsible word. So many people have rushed to get on the television and say stupid, fucked-up, crazy shit, but not JLH. I haven't seen her on television at all since this crisis began. It is very rare to see such restraint from public figures these days, so I'd like to take this moment to say: Thank you, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Thank you for your brave and steadfast silence. Thank you for respecting the American people in a way that very few people have. Thank you, Jennifer.