Lyrics:

I'd like to go to Scotland,
I'd like to wear I kilt,
I'd like to show off my two legs
And do just what I wilt
I'd like to go to Scotland
And show off my two thighs,
I'd like to wear a minikilt
And poke you in the eyes
I'd like to go to Scotland
And be so very bad,
I'd wear a micro minikilt
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