Lyrics:

Waaahhh! What are these noises!?!
We're sendin' this one out to a beautiful, beautiful human being

Noise, noise, noise from down below
And It's comin' from the basement
It's underneath the house now
And it's rockin' the foundation
It's a noise we love to make
And for years we have been makin'
While Dr. D watches TV
His house is fuckin' shaking

He lets us practice in his place (In his place)
Got a wife with a pretty face (Pretty face)
Takes vacation, owns property (Dr. D)
Dr. Dalsimer, Dr. D

In the daytime, what's he doin?
Upstairs in the attic
He's savin' lives from ruin
He's sortin' through the static
He puts back together
Brains? I guess they're broken
...man, I'm not fuckin' jokin'

He lets us practice in his place (In his place)
Got a wife with a pretty face (Pretty face)
Takes vacation, owns property (Dr. D)
Dr. Dalsimer, Dr. D

Waaahhh! What are these noises!?!
Waaahhh! What are these noises!?!

Nice
Nice
Nice, nice, nice, nice neighborhood
And nice place to raise the kids
They're tough things to obtain, but Dr. D, he did
Worked hard to take it easy
Worked hard and wasn't lazy
Guitars, drums, tones, and saxophones
He must be fuckin' crazy

He lets us practice in his place (In his place)
Got a wife with a pretty face (Pretty face)
Takes vacation, owns property (Dr. D)
Dr. Dalsimer, Dr. D

Waaahhh! What are these noises!?!
Waaahhh! What are these noises!?!
Ugh
Whoa