(spoken against a background of drawn-out 'om's) Hey, you know what? You know what's really boring? This. This is really boring. Meditation is boring. Damn! So dull. So boring. Meditation is boring. Buddha } why does meditation have to be so boring? This is really boring. Oh } oh, wait. I think something } I think something is happening. No. Nothing is happening. This is boring. Meditation is boring. This is probably what death is like. I bet being dead is really boring. Like this. This is boring. Meditation is boring.