Give me lots of money A house up on a hill Send me pretty women Or threaten me and still
I'll come out to your house And attempt to fix your sink Do a mediocre job As I'm leaving you will think
If you're needing something You know that I'll be gone I will not answer when you call If you're waiting for me Then you'll be waiting long I can't be counted on at all
My eye is on the pork The pork is in the pan If something needs a 'doing Well, you know I'm not your man