I am a sensitive artist Nobody understands me because I am so deep In my work I make allusions to books that nobody else has read Music that nobody else has heard And art that nobody else has seen I can't help it Because I am so much more intelligent And well-rounded Than everyone who surrounds me
I stopped watching TV when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries
I don't go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don't go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can't deal with people Because they don't understand me
I stay home Reading books that are beneath me And working on my work Which no one understands