Lyrics:

(Where's my girl, who stole my girl)

Where's my girl, who stole my girl
Where's my girl, who stole my girl, tell me where can she be
Well, here's a plea to you listeners everywhere
Help me to find my baby
She's incredible, keep your hands off of her
Keep off, keep off, keep off

Where's my girl, who stole my girl
Where's my girl, who stole my girl, tell me where can she be
Well, here's a photo a couple of years ago
She is quite a bit better
She is better, and out of my life and it's too bad, too bad, it's too bad that...

She's been seen with Belmondo
Eating snails in some bistro
Seen in London and seen in Spain
Seen in L.A. with the Dodger team
Seen in Tokyo with Mifune
Having sushi and hot sake
Calm down, calm down, calm down

Where's my girl, I'm calmer now
Where's my girl, I want her now
A joke's a joke, I want her now
Where's my girl, who stole my girl

Well, no one has any principles nowadays
No one has any principles
No one has any principles nowadays
No one, no one

No one has that integrity nowadays
No one has that integrity
No one has that integrity nowadays
No one, no one

Never will I look at another girl
Never will I look
Never will I look at another girl
Hey wait, hey wait
Here she is.