Lyrics:

I got my twelve-sided die and I'm ready to roll
With a Wizard and my Goblin crew
My friends are comin over to my mom's basement
bringin funions and Mountain Dew
I got a big broad sword made outa cardboard
And the stereo's a pumpin Zeppelin
Its that time of the night we turn on the black light
Let the Dungeons and a Dragons Begin!

It's D & D
Fightin with the Legends of Yore

It's D & D
Never kissed a lady before

Nope.

Now the lord of the rings a dark crystal and things
We use these as a reference tool
And when we put on our cloaks and tell Warlock jokes
We're the coolest kids at the school

No we're not
I know...

Now Tak's a real bastard
But a fair dungeon master
He's got hit points and charisma to lend

And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tumb
When I'm not I'm with my girlfriend

Wow wow wow
You've got a girlfriend?

Yea...
Yea...
No.

It's D & D
Warriors who terrify

It's D & D