Lyrics:

One, two, three, start

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Cucumbers ripe and rude
Bend over fixed to shoot and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot
Be stiff