Well, he caught his first whiff in the jungles of'nam That slant-eyed catfish tasted better than mom Now every single night she drops her big bomb
'Cause he's a bamboo bimbo Those hook marks really show 'Cause he's a bamboo bimbo He went for it now everyone knows
He's a bamboo bimbo He caught his first glance in, field and stream That salt water taffy was a fisherman's wet dream Now every single night he's still gettin' that big ream
'Cause he's a bamboo bimbo He fell it and everyone knows He's a bamboo bimbo Just a monkey with a ring in his nose
He's a bamboo bimbo Can't say I never told ya so He's a bamboo bimbo It go on and on and on