Lyrics:

I had the body of a two and a half year-old baby
I had the brain of a man
I used to play underneath my momma's skirts all day
I parked my car in her garage

She didn't know I was a midget
She thought it was all innocent play
She didn't know I was a midget
But when dad came home she put me away

She didn't know I was a midget
She thought it was all innocent play
She didn't know I was a midget
But when dad came home she put me away

She didn't know I was a midget
She thought it was all innocent play
She didn't know I was a midget
But when dad came home she put me away

She didn't know I was a midget
She thought it was all innocent play
She didn't know I was a midget
But when dad came home she put me away

Hey, hey, oh, ho

I had the body of a two and a half year-old baby
I had the brain of a man
I used to play underneath my momma's skirts all day
I parked my car in her garage