Linda works the diner pourin'poop in her coffee slingin' hash She said, 'I wouldn't have come in today but I really need the cash I know I can't fool anyone 'cause dark glasses tell no lies But make-up won't cover up a blackened eye' Oh, oh, oh no
'You see, Jimmy works construction now but yesterday it rained So he went down to the liquor store and by noon he felt no pain I came in an hour late then I let his supper burn Well he hit the roof hit the wall and then it was my turn'