Lyrics:

Uncle Ernie:
I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about,
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about!

Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about,
Fiddling about,
Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about!

You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about!
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.