Paul told us all he's gonna have a baby But Jeanie said 'Paul can't do that' So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeanie's sure he forgot his hat
I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you (and)
Somebody left a body in the basement No I'm not sure just a' who it is But Tamara went down there and saw it this morning She says it kinda looks like her Uncle Jim
I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you (and)
No I won't do your dishes No I won't clean up this mess No I haven't got any pills No I haven't got any hash No I won't do your dishes I won't clean up this goddamn mess
Chuck got up and made a cup of coffee Stepped on a roach and went back to bed When Tina got up she saw the roach 'Is this for breakfast?' is what she said
I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you (and)
Pat's comin' over about 2:30 Danny'll be here 'bout quarter to four If one more person comes to see me Gonna have to get a revolvin' door
No I haven't seen your skateboard I haven't seen your Black Flag patch No I haven't seen your records I haven't seen any of that No I haven't seen your skateboard I haven't seen your Black Flag patch
Barbara I'm sorry if you were unhappy But you can't say I didn't try So many things I wanted to do So many things, but such little time
I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you