Lyrics:

So many gods!
Welcome to the Judges, weve got funny names
Aint got Axl, Slash and Duff but we still rose to fame
Weve got some people that youll find a heavy group indeed
If youre watching 1400 B.C. Court TV
Its the Judges, welcome to the Judges
Let me sing it to you
Come-a come-a come-a come-a come-a come and see, see
Ooh, I wanna watch you read
Welcome to the Judges, weve tasted Canaanite ways
Israel was a chosen breed, but Israel likes to play
And theyre so very cyclical with their idolatry
They get enslaved by bad guys but Jehovah sets them free
With the Judges, welcome to the Judges
You know what? Judges chapter 17, verse 6 should be our theme
Welcome to the Judges, if youre versed in every page

You learn the list starts with Othniel, Ehud, Shamgar, then you say
That you got the Deborah who helped Barak, Gideon, Abimelech
Tola, Jair, Jephthah, Ibzan, Elon
Abdon, Samson way in the back
In the Judges, welcome to the Judges
Let me sing em to you
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not Judge Judy Please!
Id rather watch you sneeze
When youre tired of Wapner and youre done with Joe Brown
Joe Brown, Joe Brown, come round
You know where you are? Youre with the Judges, baby
Theyre funny guys
REPEAT ALL THREE CHORUSES
Lets go and read through it now

Judges 17:6
In those days Israel had no king; everyone did as he saw fit.