Lyrics:

Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open, step on me
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open, step on me
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open, step on me
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open
Step on me and I'll cut you open, step on me
Look in the mirror, I play with my hair
It's long and it's lovely and lavish and fair
I comb it and stroke it and wash it all day
It makes me so sexy, yeah, that's what they say
Look at my body, it's long and it's lean
It sure may be pretty but boy, am I mean
Paid all those bogans and God, they're obscene
They'll never touch my big bacon machine
Rockin' and rollin' and lookin' real good
Slammin' and bangin' my head like I should
Now, don't you mess with me, I might start a fight
I've got some ripped jeans, look so cool and so tight
I love your attention when you hold me near
Now shut up and buy me some smokes and more beer
I know that you love me and I love me too
But what you don't know is that I'm using you!

Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Talk to me and I'll make you sick, don't talk to me
Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Talk to me and I'll make you sick
Talk to me and I'll make you sick, don't you talk to me!