Lyrics:

Stephen
Stephen
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
Why won't you call me?

I saw you
In your tight ass rocker pants
You saw me too
I laughed
'Cause I was completely trashed
And I watched your ugly girlfriend
Sneered across the room
As if I really care
That she's here with you

All I know is
You're my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession

Stephen
(Stephen)
Why won't you call me?
(Call me)
I'm sitting here waiting
(Waiting)
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
(Stephen)
I'm feeling pathetic
(Feeling)
I can't take rejection
(Stephen)
Why won't you call me?

I've got guys
Waiting in a line
For me to play
My evil girly games
With all their minds
Just watch me
I've got it down
To a simple art
Just bat my eyes
Like this
And there's a broken heart

But somehow
You turn the tables
What the hell?
I can charm the pants off anyone else
But you

Stephen
(Stephen)
Why won't you call me?
(Call me)
I'm sitting here waiting
(Waiting)
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
(Stephen)
I'm feeling pathetic
(Feeling)
I can't take rejection
(Stephen)
Why won't you call me?

Stephen
I'm thinking that
Maybe
You might think I'm
Crazy
Is that why you won't
Call me?
Steve
Don't you think I'm
Pretty?
Do you not
Love me?
Is that why you won't call me?

'Cause you're my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession
I want to keep you as my pet to play with
And hide under my bed forever

Stephen
(Stephen)
Why won't you call me?
(Call me)
I'm sitting here waiting
(Waiting)
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
(Stephen)
I'm feeling pathetic
(Feeling)
I can't take rejection
(Stephen)
Why won't you call me?

Stephen
I'll knit you a sweater
I want to wrap you up in my love
Forever
I would never let you go Stephen
I'll never let go

Stephen
(Stephen)
Why won't you call me?
(Call me)
I'm sitting here waiting
(Waiting)
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
(Stephen)
I'm feeling pathetic
(Feeling)
I can't take rejection
(Stephen)
Why won't you call me?