Lyrics:

La Da Da Da Da Da La, Da Daaa,
La Da Da Da, La Da Da Da, La Da Da Daaa

I Was Gonna Steal A Car But I'm White
I Was Gonna Steal It And Drive Real Far But I'm White
Now I Gotta Walk Around And I Know Why (Why Man) Yea Heyy,
Because I'm White [3x]

(La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)

I Was Gonna Break In Your House But I'm White
I Was Gonna Take Your Tv And Your Couch But I'm White
Now I'm Shoppin' At Ikea And I Know Why, (Why Man) Yea Heyy,
Because I'm White [3x]

(La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)

I Was Gonna Run From The Cops But I'm White
I Was Gonna Run When They Told Me To Stop But I'm White
Now I Got A Jaywalkin' Ticket And I Know Why (Why Man) Yea Heayy,
Because I'm White [repeat 3x]

(La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)

I Was Gonna Smoke Some Crack But I'm White (Shit!)
I Was Gonna Throw My Life Off Track But I'm White
Now I Gotta Go To College And I Know Why (Why Man) Yea Heayy,
Because I'm White [3x]

(La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)

I Was Gonna Shoot Some Thugs (Bam!) But I'm White (Wassup Sucka)
I Was Gonna Kill Them And Take They Drugs But I'm White (Yeah Wassup)
Now I'm Payin' For Their Food Stamps And I Know Why (Why Man) Yea Heayy,
Because I'm White [3x]

(La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)

I Was Drink Some Sprite But I'm White
A Little Malt Liquor Woulda Also Been Tight But I'm White
Now I'm Sippin' Mocha Lattes With Soy On The Side, Yea Heyy,
Because I'm White [3x]

(La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)

I Was Gonna Rob A Bank But I'm White
Was Gonna Take The Money Bag And Say Thanks But I'm White
Now I Gotta Work On Wall Street And I Know Why (Why Nigga) Yea Heyy,
Because I'm White [3x]

(La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)

I Got Me A Real Good Life 'cause I'm White
I Got Me A House, Dog, Kids And Wife 'cause I'm White
I Could Retire When I'm 40 And I'll Know Why (Why Man) Yea Heyy,
Because I'm White [3x]

(La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)

I'm Wrote This Song Of Mine 'cause I'm White (I'm White!)
They Gonna Call Me Racist Online 'cause I'm White (That's Racist!)
And If A Black Guy My Ass Up I Know Why (Why Man) Yea Heyy,
Because I'm White [3x]

(La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da)

Yo, Man! You Tried That New Greek Yogurt
That Organic Shit, It's Good Shit Man
I Can't Wait To Invite Over Them New Neighbors Man
Give 'em Some Kale Chips
You Know What I'm Sayin', That Non-Dairy Non-Fat Skim

Oh Man, I Just Got That New Prius Man
You See That Shit
Oh Yeah, I Was Just At The Proctologist, Dawg (Wassat)
That's A Doctor For Your Asshole
I Been Payin' Into My 401k
Payin' My Taxes And Shit
Fuckin' Irs Got Me On Audit
You Catch Them Cmas

I Got This New Washin' Machine Too
High Efficiency Nigga!