Lyrics:

Another dumb radio song
Let's turn it up and all sing along
You can't be sure but you've heard it before
So soft and light, just six major chords

Guaranteed to make a visible difference (Hair so soft)
Fortified with purifying tones (Skin so fine)
Adding volume while retaining highlights (Hair so pretty)
It works like a dream

It's softly contemporary
Glides on so it's light and creamy
Skin's smooth without feeling greasy
Your hair's looking soft and dreamy

I love a dumb radio song
Firms up the thighs while you hum along
It's kind to sensitive skin
They'll never know that you're wearing it

Guaranteed to keep the moisture surging (Hair so soft)
Fortified with rabbit fetal gel (Skin so fine)
Stay fast color for the binge and purging (Hair so pretty)
It's just like a dream

It's softly contemporary
Glides on so it's light and airy
Skin's smooth without feeling greasy
Your hair's looking soft and dreamy
You've got wings for every party
Shaped to fit your natural form
Now comes with an applicator

It's hip and it's now and funky
It's pop but a little punky


Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Hair so soft, hair so soft)
Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Skin so fine, skin so fine)
Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Hair so pretty, hair so pretty)
Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Hair so soft, hair so soft)
Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Skin so fine, skin so fine)
Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Hair so pretty, hair so pretty)
Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Hair so soft, hair so soft)
Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Skin so fine, skin so fine)
Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Hair so pretty, hair so pretty)
Let's all sing along, oh yeah (Hair so soft, hair so soft)
Let's all sing along (Skin so fine)