Lyrics:

Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit
Terry never goes out, he's a hermit
A lonely lonely dude
Terry won't answer the phone or the door
& we don't see Terry no more
No-one can contact Terry anymore
A life of solitude
(Chorus:)
Hello.... this is Terry talking
Terry talking, talking all alone
Hello... this is Terry Talking
On the answer phone... Terry's not at home
Terry is a plonker, Terry is a nut
Locked in the house with the curtains shut
No-one can contact Terry...
Hello... (guitar bit)
Hello...