Lyrics:

Whereupon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts into a modified
version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers BUDDY JONES stares
longingly at the little nozzles pooching out of Mary's moistened
upper clothing, but it's too late...WARREN, one of the other guys
from Joe's Garage Band has already recognized her (he's now one of
the foremost disco-fusion rhythm guitar players on the Wet T-shirt
Circuit, currently providing exciting strummery here in Miami), and
is in the process of getting the details of her life on the bus with
LARRY and the other jolly road crew lads. He eventually sends JOE a
letter with this information in it...

Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Meanwhile, Joe hears about Mary's
naughty exploits. He falls in with a fast crowd and gets seduced by
a girl who works at the Jack-In-The-Box, named Lucille, who gives
him an unpronounceable disease