Lyrics:

I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
I even bought a brown Fender Precision (like the one Jay plays)
Signing to Atlantic was a really bad decision
Now they're back on Epitaph hey

I bought Suffer then I bought a thesaurus
Then Graffin sang on S/M Airlines chorus
Now we hang out and party on each other's tour bus
'cause the old bands know how to have fun